"It doesn't work because it's a farshtunkene machine, that's why!"

“When I returned to my apartment, my sofa was gone, with a note from my mother, the chutzpahooder: ‘Mamala, I know on your farshtinkener salary all you can afford is vinyl, which you I think is a leading cause of cancer. So, for you daddy and I ordered the best futon from Target – in rainbow. Enjoy, darling.” (source)

“At a dinner party, a farshtinkener anti-Semite, recounting his trip to central Africa, said, 'It was wonderful. I didn’t run into a single pig or Jew.' A hush fell over the table. Then the voice of a Jewish guest was heard. 'What a pity. The two of us could have corrected that so easily.' 'Oh? How?' 'We could have gone there together.'" (NJY)