"It's Purim. How can you miss the megillah reading?"

"Their wedding had a sushi bar, carving stations, tuxedoed waiters, live music, champagne--the whole megillah!"

“Don’t give me a megillah." (NJY)

"We have that beautiful Megila that belonged to your grandfather. You can read from that one on Purim." (Glinert)

"OK, OK, I just asked why you're late. I didn't want to hear a whole megile!" (Glinert)