"The Parshah this week is Chayei Sarah."

"Do you know what her bat mitzvah parsha is?"

"Shidduchim are only valid the first year you are "in the parsha" so every 19 year girl gets matched with a 23 yr old boy and no other boy or girl could possibly be a match!" (source)

"You're not even in this parsha, so don't offer your opinions." (Weiser)

"Don't give up trying to win the contest; you're still in the parsha." (Weiser)

"Rebbe gave me a whole parsha for coming late." (Weiser)

"Which parasha will Daniel be reading for his Bar Mitzvah?" (Glinert)