a nechtiker tog

Not on your life!

An impossible occurrence

Forget about it!

Whom is he trying to kid?

hoo-ha

interjection of admiration or astonishment

vagina

hullabaloo, commotion

kugel

Baked pudding or casserole made with eggs and various ingredients, including noodles, potatoes, or spinach

The South African equivalent of a "Jewish American Princess"